FUN PAGE
| Parking fine is not a compliment! |
| Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes |
| Velcro's a bit of a rip-off |
| I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure |
| I was reading a book the other day -"The History of Glue" - I couldn't put it down |
| Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit - Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
| The police arrested two youths yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other. |
| Do steam rollers really roll steam? |
| What did George say when he wanted his brother to put down his plastic building bricks? Lego |
| Sound your horn if you like peace and quiet |
| Man went into a bar and asked for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps. "Sorry" the barman said "we only have plane crisps" |
| What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no-I deer |
| Two packets of crisps were walking along Main Street, a car stopped and the driver asked if they would like a lift. The crisps responded "No thanks we're Walkers" |
| I think we are in a bad spell of wethear |
Two men went into a pub, ordered two beers, took some sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. The two men stopped, looked at each other and then swapped their sandwiches. |
Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food seafood restaurant?
One was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk. |
QUIZZICAL DECADES
| a | What year was Sputnik 1 launched? |
| b | In which year did the construction of the Berlin Wall begin? |
| c | John F Kennedy was assassinated in which year? |
| d | What was the name and year of invention of the first computer video game? (Same year as very first Dr Who) |
| e | When was the very first email transmission? |
| f | What year did the Iron Lady, who once said "I am extraordinarly patient provided I get my own way in the end", first become prime minister? |
| g | What year did the Berlin Wall fall? (Clue - it was later than the answer to question (b)! |
| h | Stuart Sutcliffe and Pete Best were original members of which group formed in 1960? |
| i | In which year was the Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody first launched? |
| j | When and where was the first staging of "Jesus Christ Superstar"? |
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